Vancouver, the land of Stupid Male Fashion. This guy's outfit was way too tight, and several of us were treated to a show as he squirmed around a pole on the skytrain. I don't think he had a messenger bag but a beat-up old grandpa briefcase like every good hipster has. Or maybe both. Anyway, we had to give him a wide berth as he was really swingin' around that thing. I wish stuff I made up was nearly as funny as real life. Thanks for the inspiration and lowering your sperm count, buddy!